00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,800 It's out of a machine, I don't know what it'll taste like. 7 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,200 You... Could you do with something to eat? 8 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,320 No. 9 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,560 He's a trouble-maker, that one. 10 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,000 As I say, he'll have got hold of the wrong end o' stick. 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,920 Or he's just lashing out, saying... 12 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,920 first damned silly thing that's come into his head. 13 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,520 She... 14 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,360 When she was 18, she told me. 15 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:26,080 19. End of her first year at Oxford. 16 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,720 She came home. I hardly recognised her. 17 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,480 Skinny as a rake. 18 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,360 And she'd cut all her lovely long hair off. 19 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,800 Told you what? 20 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,440 I said, "Well, for God's sake, don't tell your father. 21 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,760 "Or anyone else. Not round here." 22 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,360 No, I didn't want folk pointing, 23 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,840 saying things. 24 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,800 Not for me, not for my sake. For hers. 25 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:59,440 Some folks seemed to think she was enough of an oddity... 26 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,720 having a brain and getting in at Oxford. 27 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,960 What folk? Oh, folk. 28 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,640 So, what happened? 29 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,360 Well, nothing. Nothing. 30 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,520 Er... 31 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,760 Did she have...a friend, or...? 32 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,000 There was one girl. I did wonder. 33 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,240 You know when they say a name... 34 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,240 once too often, in a particular way. 35 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,440 But it wasn't anybody she ever brought home. 36 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,200 And then, I don't know, few years passed and she met John. 37 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,520 And that was it. It was forgotten. 38 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,880 It was only ever mentioned that once. 39 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,960 I suppose I imagined she'd got over it. 40 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,440 How do you get on? 41 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,360 They stitched her up. Took her back to her flat. 42 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,000 God! What a dump. 43 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,960 He left me and the boys and this house 44 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,800 to go and live in that squalid little hovel with her. 45 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,240 Well, love is blind. And a form of madness. 46 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,240 Was William all right? 47 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,000 He's asleep. I think they both are. 48 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,960 So... 49 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,440 do you want the bad news first, or... 50 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,240 the even worse news? Oh, just as it comes. 51 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,320 Gillian rang. John's been over there, at her place... 52 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:30,640 John has? Telling your mum all about us. 53 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,480 And she got upset, apparently, 54 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,000 your mum did, and she's on her way over here. Now, with Alan. 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,760 Well, they can't drive in the dark! 56 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,360 They can't see properly, either of them! Well, I... 57 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,600 And anyway, John doesn't know all about us specifically. I didn't... 58 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,440 Well, my name was mentioned. 59 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,440 And the thing is, Lawrence took the call. 60 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,160 So, now he knows as well. So... 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,920 Well, what did he...? 62 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,280 Shocked. Subdued. Certainly didn't want to hang around with me much after that. 63 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,720 I said you'd pop up and look at him when you got in. 64 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,840 He didn't go straight on Facebook? No! No, nothing like that. 65 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:10,360 But it sounds like your mum took it quite badly. 66 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,000 What the hell was John doing at Gillian's? 67 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,960 Well, shit-stirring, by the sound of it. 68 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,680 It's so far below the belt, it's... 69 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,360 Even for him. I mean, God, she's 75! 70 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,840 Yeah, well, he's lashing out, isn't he? 71 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,840 I'd better go and look at Lawrence. Yeah. 72 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,200 Listen, Caroline, I'm going to get off home. 73 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,800 Unless you want me here when your mum... 74 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,280 No. Not yet. 75 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,040 I'm sorry. It's not been much of a birthday. 76 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Doesn't matter. 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,880 Night, then. 78 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,440 Night. 79 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,040 Ring me. 80 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,920 Lawrence? 81 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,560 Are you awake? 82 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,800 I love you. 83 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,640 I don't want people being mean to you. 84 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,800 Nobody's going to be mean to me. I won't let them. 85 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,000 I'm big. 86 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,600 Believe me, I can handle mean. 87 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,160 Good morning! All right? 88 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,720 Oh. Morning. 89 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,480 Morning, Gillian. How do. 90 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,280 You're up early. Early? 91 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,680 It's gone half past seven. 92 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,320 There's a pot of tea on the Aga. 93 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,800 How... 94 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,840 How are you this morning? 95 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:53,800 I'll be happier when I've sorted out this pigging clutch! 96 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,120 Is there anything I can do? 97 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,960 How likely is that... on a scale of one to ten? 98 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,160 Yeah. No, fair enough. 99 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,440 We made love. 100 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,320 You were upset, it was my birthday, we were both a bit pissed. 101 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,600 I... Go pour yourself some tea. I... Then you'd better ring Caroline. 102 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,640 Cos I think you owe her one hell of an apology, 103 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,280 trouble you caused last night. 104 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,920 They got back safe, you'll be pleased to hear. 105 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,600 It was ten past midnight. 106 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:35,400 She texted me. It's no small thing, you know, finding out that your wife's been... Yes. 107 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,960 We got the picture. Very vividly. 108 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,600 Yesterday. All of us. 109 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,920 Go pour yourself some tea, posh bloke. 110 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,400 Who are you? That's Paul. 111 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,800 He was here yesterday. You have met him. 112 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,640 No, I mean, what is he? 113 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,040 I'm gigolo. 114 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,280 You been at it wi' 'im? What's it to you? 115 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,920 Slapper. 116 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,640 He is a very erudite man. So am I. 117 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,600 Yeah, you don't know what it means. Yeah, but if...I did, I would be. 118 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,240 Yeah, good point, Paul. Can't argue with that! 119 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,800 Hello. 120 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,560 She's in bathroom. 121 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,600 I'll give her a shout. 122 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,040 Celia? Caroline's here. 123 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,360 Is she all right? 124 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,640 I appreciate you didn't want to talk last night, 125 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,040 but I just wanted to say that I'm sorry 126 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,880 that you heard what you heard the way you heard it. 127 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:16,080 I wanted to tell you myself properly, but obviously John... 128 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,760 I don't even know why John was there. Why was John there? You know as much as me. 129 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,760 I might wander down road, see if I can get a newspaper. 130 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,520 No, there's no need. 131 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,200 Can I can fetch anything while I'm out? You don't have to go out. 132 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,240 I fancy a bit of fresh air. I'd rather you didn't. 133 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,680 Anything you've got to say to me, you can say to Alan. 134 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,520 OK. 135 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,320 Well, look, I don't know exactly what's been said 136 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:44,040 because I've had it third-hand from Gillian, via Lawrence, via... someone else. 137 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,200 And, um... 138 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,840 Well... I'm assuming it's nonsense. 139 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,080 Can I sit down? It's your house. 140 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,720 Oh, Mum! 141 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,920 OK. So... 142 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,440 When John went to live with Judith, 143 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,240 well, you know I found it difficult for a while, and... 144 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:13,120 some people were very supportive - you were, you were very kind - and... 145 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:17,360 there was this person at school who, equally, was very...thoughtful 146 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,440 and went out of her way to cheer me up. 147 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:24,080 And people don't as a rule. I think...people are scared of me 148 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,520 or they think I don't need a kind word now and again. 149 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:30,080 But she didn't think like that, and we became close. 150 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,600 And then she told me she had a bit of a... 151 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,160 ..crush on me, 152 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,400 and...one thing led to another. 153 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,840 She thinks the world of me and I think a lot about her, 154 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,520 and it's what I want. 155 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,680 Why can't you just be friends? Mum... I don't know why there's this sudden... It's not sudden. 156 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,360 You've been married to that nitwit for the last 20 years. 157 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,400 You can't just switch... 158 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,880 I've known since I was... 159 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,880 I once talked to you about it. Do you remember, when I was at university? 160 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,720 You've probably forgotten. 161 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,640 Why did you marry John? 162 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,680 Because I liked him. 163 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,600 I loved him. Because he asked me. 164 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,720 And I thought we could have a good life together. And we did until he... 165 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,280 Well, I'm sure there's plenty more men out there 166 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:26,360 who'd be more than... Oh, Mum! Just try and get it. 167 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,760 I'm too old to pretend any more. 168 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,880 I'd like you, both of you, to meet... 169 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,600 Kate. 170 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,760 Is that her name? 171 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,000 No, she's called Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate. 172 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,840 I just call her Kate for short, it's easier! 173 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:50,120 No, thank you. I don't think we do want to meet her. 174 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,200 She's called Kate McKenzie. 175 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,840 She's nice, she's kind, she's thoughtful, she's... 176 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,520 Is she Scottish? No, she's Nigerian. 177 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,640 No, I mean she is Nigerian. 178 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,720 That wasn't me being...sarcastic. 179 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:16,160 Well, I think me and Alan... 180 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,520 have decided against the school chapel. 181 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,920 Why? We'll make our own arrangements. 182 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,520 Right. 183 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,240 And I think it would be better if I moved out. 184 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,080 You'll have more space then anyway, won't you? 185 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,360 So...plan. Plan is... 186 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,240 er, Registry Office. In Halifax. Then... 187 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,720 She wants me to give Darren and Kimberley notice to quit cottage. 188 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,440 Either that or rent somewhere. You don't want to rent. 189 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:21,120 Not if the long-term plan is to buy. It's just a waste of money. 190 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,320 And I thought she had, like, an allergic reaction to the Registry Office. 191 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,040 Yeah, I know. Well, but... 192 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:32,840 Why does she have to move out so fast? Is she frightened she's going to get infected with lesbian spores? 193 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,320 Well, you know as much as me. 194 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,440 Well, I don't know that I do, Dad, but... 195 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,600 What's up with Caroline being a bit of a dyke anyway? 196 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,840 Well, I did raise that question. 197 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,600 Not quite in so many words. 198 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,880 And what did she say? 199 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,280 You'd not be saying that if it was your Gillian. 200 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:55,120 I stopped worrying about who our Gillian slept with years ago. 201 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,680 I had to. 202 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,000 I'd have had a nervous breakdown if I hadn't! 203 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,160 Except you never do stop worrying. I know, I understand that, but... 204 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,240 ..if this Kate's a nice person, 205 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,040 and it sounds very much like she is, 206 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,280 well, surely that's what matters. 207 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,640 Eh? Isn't it? 208 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,880 I think you just need time to get used to it. 209 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,680 That's all. Surely. 210 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,160 Celia? 211 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,840 It's nowt these days! Nobody bats an eyelid. 212 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,600 Oh, they do. THEY do. 213 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,040 People like to pretend they don't, but they do. 214 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,000 But I tried to persuade her that she should meet this Kate. 215 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,120 But she wouldn't even entertain the idea. 216 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,400 Course, none of it would've arisen if that dozy bugger 217 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,920 hadn't been round her house last night... 218 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,040 shooting his mouth off. 219 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,480 I specifically asked you not to tell my mum. 220 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,000 I said, "Tell who the hell you like, but let me tell the boys and my mum." 221 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,560 I didn't plan it. 222 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,640 You didn't plan it? What do you mean, you didn't plan it? 223 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,840 You drove 60 miles over to Halifax - how is that not planning it? 224 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,240 I...I wanted to talk to Gillian. Gillian. 225 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:37,000 Gillian and I... that time you drove off without me, after the engagement party, 226 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,600 she...we... 227 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,640 She was very supportive and sympathetic, 228 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,880 and I needed someone to talk to. I knew you were infatuated with her. 229 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,600 She's very... 230 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,200 Look, I went to talk to Gillian. 231 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,200 I didn't go to talk to Celia. That's the point. 232 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,840 You probably don't believe me, but I forgot Celia was there. 233 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,800 Is she all right? 234 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,520 No, she isn't. 235 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,920 And I knew she wouldn't be, which was why I wanted to... 236 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,440 What's the point? 237 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,320 OK, well, look... 238 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,280 I'm sorry, I am sorry, but... 239 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,880 ..I was upset. 240 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,760 Would it help if I apologised to her? 241 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,520 No, it wouldn't. It'd make things worse. 242 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,840 And I'd like it if you kept right out of anything to do with me from now on, OK? 243 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,560 Where are the boys? 244 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,520 Cinema. 245 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,080 Can I ask you something, just... 246 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,720 out of interest? 247 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,280 Out of all the...hundreds... 248 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,560 thousands of times we had sex... 249 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,080 ..what were you thinking about? 250 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,800 Do you mean, was I dreaming about other people? 251 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,280 I don't know. I can't remember. Possibly. 252 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,480 You know when you were screwing me at the same time you were screwing Judith? 253 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,360 What were you thinking about? Yes, OK, but the point I... I was a good wife. 254 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280 You were the one who blew it, John, not me. 255 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,720 How long have you known this thing about yourself? I assume it's not something you cooked up last week. 256 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,520 John, this is no reflection on you, if that's what you're bothered about. 257 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,880 I married you because I liked you. 258 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,360 A lot. I liked having sex with you. 259 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,080 I'm sorry if that doesn't compute, but it's true. I liked you, I loved you! 260 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:18,240 I wanted to have children with you and I wanted to grow old with you. 261 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,400 You see... 262 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,560 I feel used. 263 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,000 Used? You feel used? 264 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,560 I'll tell you something. I was round at Judith's flat last night, 265 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,480 bizarrely, not through choice - I'll explain why in a minute. 266 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,720 You left me and the boys and this house 267 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,080 to go and live in that shit-hole with, I think, 268 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,400 possibly one of the most vulnerable women I've ever met. 269 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,200 How useless, how drab do you think that makes me feel? 270 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,400 You always manage to twist everything round to you. 271 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,120 Yes, well, I have the great advantage of having me on my side. 272 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,760 What were you doing round at her flat? I was having sex with her. 273 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,680 That was a joke. 274 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,960 She slashed one of her wrists in the front garden. Here? 275 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,080 Mm. Not intentionally. She was just pissed, it wasn't that dramatic. 276 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,040 Well, actually, it was. William fainted. 277 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,360 She was looking for you. She thought she'd upset you. She said she wanted to apologise to you. 278 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:14,880 Oh, God. At nine o'clock last night, I was propping her up in casualty, covered in blood. 279 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,280 As birthdays go, it was one of the more memorable ones. 280 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,760 Oh, no! It was your... Don't bother. 281 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,080 Will Celia be all right? I don't know. She's not speaking to me. 282 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,200 Yeah! Die, boy, die! 283 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,360 Oi! How did you do that? Numb nuts. 284 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,240 Grandad's back! Grandad! 285 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,640 Mr Buttershaw! 286 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,200 You can play me, Grandad, when I've slaughtered this dilbert. 287 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,040 No, no! You're all right. I'll get the kettle on. 288 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,400 Is Celia all right? 289 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,800 Hm? Er, well... 290 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,640 Ah-ha-ha-ha! 291 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:02,720 She reads Daily Mail, Celia. Did I tell you? 292 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,560 How long have you known this? 293 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,560 Oh, first time I went over, I spotted one. 294 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,080 She says she only buys it for telly page, but... 295 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,600 I'm not convinced. 296 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,400 Jesus, Dad! 297 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,400 It doesn't surprise me, if I'm being honest. 298 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,560 Her buying Daily Mail. 299 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,720 This morning... 300 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,840 ..she disappointed me, way she spoke to Caroline. 301 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,480 I was shocked. 302 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,480 I know she likes to call a spade a bloody shovel now and again, 303 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,920 and... well, it is part of her charm... 304 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,680 but it obviously wasn't easy for lass, saying what she had to say, 305 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,680 and it was just so unkind. 306 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,040 So unthinking. 307 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,280 So deep-rooted. 308 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:06,080 You're not going to fall out with her, though, are you? 309 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,720 Dad? 310 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,200 Is Dad going to move out? 311 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,160 I don't know. 312 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,720 Is Miss McKenzie going to move in? I don't know. 313 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,280 Do people at school know about you and Miss McKenzie? No. Mum. Granny. 314 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,760 Can I help you? Can I have a word with you? 315 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,200 Alan rang last night. 316 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,280 I drove him to the station on Thursday morning 317 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,160 and then he didn't ring till last night. 318 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,960 That's the longest we've gone not speaking to each other since we met up again. 319 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,640 Do you want to get to the point? 320 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,760 He thinks I should meet Kate. 321 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,760 OK. 322 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,760 Well, I'll see if Kate wants to meet you. 323 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,720 Has John gone? No! He's still in the spare room. 324 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,520 Do William and Lawrence know about...? 325 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,160 Kate? Yeah, they're fine. You're the only fly in the ointment as far as I'm concerned. 326 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,920 I know you won't believe me, 327 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,480 but I only ever have your best interests at heart, you know. 328 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,920 I can cook dinner on Wednesday evening, 329 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,840 assuming Kate's not busy. 330 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,760 How would that fit in with you and Alan? 331 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,200 I'll ask him. 332 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800 Oh, God. 333 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,120 Will...will John be there? God, no. I've taken care of John. 334 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,320 How? Judith. 335 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,160 She came round on Saturday afternoon 336 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,360 offering to clean all the blood out of my car, 337 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,840 by which time I'd already done it. 338 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,040 So, she said, "Well, if ever there's anything else I can do for you." 339 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,120 So, I've just texted her just now 340 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,880 and asked her if she can keep him occupied on Wednesday evening. 341 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,800 She just texted me back saying... 342 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,360 "Consider it done." 343 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:30,160 What part of "Felicitas, Sapientia et Integritas" 344 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,280 do you people not understand?! 345 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,520 I wonder what Alan said to her, 346 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,680 to make her change her mind. 347 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,640 I'm not bigoted. 348 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,960 Good. 349 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,680 Or small-minded. Right. 350 00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:01,040 I think, reading between the lines, he threatened to dump her. No! Yep. 351 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,560 So, I reckon she's got some pretty smart talking to do this evening. 352 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,920 And I'm certainly not old-fashioned. 353 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:17,320 And the suggestion that my attitude towards my own daughter is distasteful... 354 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,480 I find bewildering. 355 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,880 See, the thing she hasn't twigged 356 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:26,760 is that I no longer need her permission, approval, anything. 357 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,520 So, the only one who's got anything to lose this evening, 358 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,800 whether she realises it or not, is her. 359 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,680 Shall we set off? 360 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,520 If I don't like her, I shan't pretend. 361 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,360 Come in. 362 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,640 Thanks. 363 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,000 Supper's ready, lads! 364 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,080 All right? All right. 365 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,880 All right? 366 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,920 It's wonderful. 367 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,240 It's delightful. 368 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,240 I told all my mates at school and they think it's brilliant. Oh! It's just so uplifting. 369 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,520 It's just so...extraordinary. 370 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,920 Well, I suppose we're just lucky we came across each other again, 371 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,280 after so many years. 372 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,160 Yes. And...it's all thanks to William. 373 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,360 And your Raff! 374 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,360 Yeah, and our Raff. I'll drink to that. 375 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:49,840 They put our names on Facebook for us, you see. Oh, I know! I know. Caroline told me all about it. 376 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,760 Oh. Well, there you go, then. And the rest is history. 377 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,200 It's beautiful. You must feel... 378 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,240 I don't know, just so special and happy, and... 379 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,120 Don't you? 380 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,440 Do we? 381 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,560 I don't know. I suppose so, yes. 382 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,760 Did you, er, ask Caroline about chapel again? 383 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,720 Oh, yes. 384 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720 Caroline, we were thinking... 385 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,000 we might like to get married in the chapel after all. 386 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,640 If we've not missed the boat. 387 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,680 Right. Well, I'll... have another look in the diary. 388 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,880 Well, as I say, if we've missed the boat, we'll have to make alternative arrangements. 389 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,640 Do you need a choir? 390 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,160 Oh, a choir! I run a choir, at school. Well, there are two - 391 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,160 there's the school choir, and then there's the staff choir, so... 392 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,040 Kate teaches music as well as modern languages. Oh, you must be very clever. 393 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,400 I'm in the school choir. That's because you're a poof. 394 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,240 He is. He fainted last week. 395 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,280 He didn't. He just went a bit wobbly. 396 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,480 He fell over and lost consciousness! Why, what happened? 397 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,720 Nothing. 398 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,360 We were talking about music for the wedding. 399 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,200 Hymns always sound better with a bit of volume. 400 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,160 And we can rehearse a nice choral piece for you as well, if you like. 401 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,080 Oh, that would be smashing, wouldn't it, Celia? 402 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,640 Did you have anything in mind? 403 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:25,040 Ah...Celia's more up on those sort of things than me. 404 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,720 She wants to arrive to The Arrival Of The Queen of Sheba! 405 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,760 Wow! 406 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:35,400 Did we? Have anything in mind as regards choral music? 407 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,240 Well, there's no point in worrying about the details of what music we're having 408 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:43,640 till people have checked their diaries, is there? It'll be fine, surely. 409 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,400 Won't it, Caroline? 410 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,120 I'll discuss it with the Bursar. 411 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,320 What's it got to do with him? I thought you reckoned to be the boss. 412 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,760 He's responsible for the bookings. 413 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,400 And he's not very keen on people who blow hot and cold. 414 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,680 Well, as I say, 415 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,720 if it's any trouble, forget it. 416 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,840 OK. 417 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,840 We would like to be married in chapel, 418 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,800 Caroline, if it's still an option. 419 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,240 Perhaps you could tell the Bursar that we're very sorry 420 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,040 if he thinks we've messed him about. 421 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,960 What were you doing fainting, William? I didn't. 422 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,680 Judith slashed an artery 423 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,360 and Ma got sprayed in mad alky woman bloo-ood. 424 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,440 Tell him to shut up. An artery?! 425 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,520 Not on purpose. What was she doing here? 426 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,560 I think she was just drunk. Like a skunk. 427 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,480 Oh. Were you here? 428 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,680 Pussy. Idiot! 429 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:49,320 Can we just all calm down, please, because I'm going to get angry in a minute. We wouldn't want that. 430 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,960 Sorry, did you say something? 431 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,640 Nope. 432 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,000 Where are you going on your honeymoon? Um... 433 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,280 Well, we haven't discussed it, but, um... 434 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,600 Will you go abroad, or...? Um, I don't know. 435 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,200 Well, we could. Yeah, I'm easy. It depends what Celia wants. 436 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,120 Can I have a word with you in another room, please? 437 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,760 Certainly. 438 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,000 Excuse me. 439 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Can you just for once in your life make a bit of effort? 440 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,880 What is the point of you being here if you're just going to sit there 441 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,160 like a wet weekend every time Kate opens her mouth? 442 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,600 You wanted me to meet her. He wanted me to meet her. 443 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,520 I have. Big deal. Can I go now? 444 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,480 Why are you being like this? 445 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,760 Because I can't stand seeing you make a fool of yourself. 446 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,400 Mum, I'm not making a fool of myself. Only you think that. 447 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,040 No, love. I'm the only one that'll tell you. 448 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,800 Oh, Mum, this is going to end really badly. You're... It's going to... 449 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,120 This is how people fall out with each other. 450 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,120 Mm. Well, on your head be it. 451 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,280 No. No. No. Look... 452 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,320 You've got Alan. 453 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,680 Why can't you just accept that I want to be with Kate, 454 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,640 that I'm old enough to know what I want 455 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:22,040 and accept it and be civilised about it instead of this excruciating pantomime? 456 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,720 You're not in love with her. 457 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,080 Why are you saying that? 458 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,840 Because you told me. No, I didn't. The other morning. 459 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,800 What are you talking about? 460 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,440 You said, "She thinks the world of me." 461 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,160 And I didn't hear you say, "And I think 462 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,840 "the world of her back" or anything remotely like it. 463 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,440 All I heard was, "And I quite like her." 464 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,600 I said I like her a lot! 465 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,640 She's having you on. Having me on?! 466 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,000 She just wants to get promoted, reckoning to gaze at you. 467 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,720 Yeah, that's right, cos nobody could like me just for being me, could they? 468 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,560 It turned my stomach when I saw her touch you. 469 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,320 Turned your...?! 470 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,240 She touched my hand. 471 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,720 Well, God knows what else you've been up to. 472 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,880 Oh, this was a mistake, wasn't it? 473 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,840 Look, like I said, you wanted me to meet her. I have. 474 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,760 You'd better go. 475 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,920 I'll be next door. 476 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,920 You all right, love? Yeah. 477 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,920 Tough as old boots, me. 478 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,760 Resilient, bombproof, fireproof, you name it. 479 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,280 I'm...going upstairs. 480 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,240 I'm just going to make a quick call. 481 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280 Yeah, can I order a cab, please? 482 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,480 I'll, um... 483 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:20,120 She's, er, gone back round next door. 484 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,760 I'll, er... 485 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,680 I'll go and see if, er... 486 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,760 what she's, er... 487 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,640 I haven't even served the second course. 488 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Hardly anything to eat. 489 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,120 Well, it were very nice, the starter. 490 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,560 Where's Lawrence? 491 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,840 Um, I think he's, um... 492 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,400 And, er, look, thank you, Caroline. 493 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,840 And, er... 494 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,560 I'm sorry. 495 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,000 I'll, um... I'll... 496 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,840 Yeah. 497 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,040 Thanks for... No, that's... 498 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600 Night-night, love. 499 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,960 Yeah. 500 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,240 Sorry. Thank you. Night-night. 501 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,560 Night-night, William. Night. 502 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,880 When you were shouting, we could hear every word you and Granny said. 503 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,920 Kate? What are you doing?! 504 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,080 I called a cab. Why? I'm going home. 505 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,320 Well, why? I thought you were going to stay the night. 506 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,120 Yeah, well, I'm not now, so... 507 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,520 Oh, look... 508 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,360 Wow, she's hardcore, isn't she, your mum? I don't know what you heard... It's fine. 509 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,800 It's fine. I always knew you didn't feel the same way about me as I did about you. 510 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,760 But telling her that before she's even met me? 511 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,960 No, I was just trying to explain how it...started. 512 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,440 Caroline, it's fine, honestly. I'm just going home. 513 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,160 Oh, come back inside. No. 514 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,800 Please. No. I'm freezing. 515 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,160 I'll see you tomorrow. The cab'll be here in a minute. Nobody's eaten anything. It'll save. 516 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,480 Come back inside. 517 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,400 I've got stuff to do. No, you haven't! No, I have. 518 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,680 Fine. Then I'll wait with you. 519 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,160 You'll freeze. I don't care. 520 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,600 I might as well be dead anyway. 521 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,160 Caroline, go back inside. 522 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,560 Well, don't go. 523 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,400 Oh, well... 524 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,120 That's that done. 525 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,520 Yeah. Yeah, that's that done. 526 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,160 Are you all right? 527 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,800 No, Celia, I'm not. 528 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,800 I'm disappointed. 529 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,080 How can you sit there and say you're not bigoted 530 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:48,240 and not small-minded, and then carry on like you just did? 531 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,880 Then what did she say? 532 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,040 Dad? 533 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,520 Nothing. 534 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,560 So, I said... 535 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:37,520 "When I said, 'I think you ought to meet Kate,' 536 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,280 "what I meant was that I think you ought to... 537 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,360 "try to get on with Kate." 538 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,920 Then she said, "Oh, well, you didn't make that clear." 539 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,000 And I said, "Well, I shouldn't have to!" 540 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:58,040 And she said, "Well, Alan... 541 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,600 "at the end of the day... 542 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,960 "it's not really any of your business." 543 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,920 She spoke to you like that? 544 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,080 And what did you say? 545 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,040 That we'd reached end o' line. 546 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,320 Well... 547 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,800 It's up to you. 548 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,080 Well, I've made it as plain as I can. 549 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:38,400 I can't pretend to be happy about something if I'm not. 550 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,080 I mean, it'd be dishonest. 551 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,960 It'd be deceitful. 552 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,520 She can't see how destructive it is. 553 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,320 Well, you know... 554 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,520 Doesn't she have a point? 555 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,920 It is between them, isn't it, really? 556 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,680 How can it make her happy, 557 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,840 alienating herself from her own people, her own family, 558 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,560 people who care about her? 559 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,880 I'm not defending her. I'm just trying to... 560 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,360 I don't know. 561 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,240 When you love someone, isn't it like warts and all? 562 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,880 Come hell or high water? 563 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,200 So, how have you left it? 564 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,920 I think we've acknowledged that... 565 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,720 ..we've reached the end o' road. 566 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,840 Oh, God, that's... 567 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,000 I'm really sorry. 568 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,000 Dad, I'm really sorry. 569 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,360 Mum? 570 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,640 Let her in. 571 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,000 Have you got a minute? 572 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,320 What do you want? 573 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,040 He's finished with me. Alan. 574 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,680 Oh. 575 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,840 So, you'll be satisfied. 576 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,840 Will I? Why? 577 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,840 Well, it's all because of this business. 578 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,240 How? 579 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,320 How? Well...who'd want to marry into a family like this? 580 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,880 Alan didn't say that. You embarrassed him last night. 581 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,840 No-one else. Don't you dare blame me. 582 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,200 I don't think I can carry on. 583 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,760 Join the club. Caroline, you have no idea. 584 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,360 Haven't I? I've been so happy. 585 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,640 Happier than I've been for years. 586 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,520 Decades! Half a bloody century! 587 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,440 Well, if it's any consolation, Kate's finished with me. 588 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,520 In fact, this morning... 589 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,360 ..she handed her resignation in. 590 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,040 And that's how much she can't stand being near me any more. So, ten out of ten. 591 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,400 Bingo! Hit the jackpot, got what you wanted. 592 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,960 "I don't want to be a nuisance. I'd hate to be a nuisance. 593 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:04,560 "No, I'll just bugger everyone's life up for them instead by being a nasty, small-minded old bitch!" 594 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,960 You are going to die very bitter and very, very, very lonely. 595 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,840 You know that, don't you? 596 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,440 I'm heartbroken! 597 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,760 Good! You deserve to be. You don't deserve Alan. He's worth a thousand of you. 598 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,120 Caroline! 599 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,800 Oh, fuck off. 600 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,640 What's going on? Mind your own business. Caroline, don't speak to your mother like that! 601 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,440 She's not my mother. I haven't got a mother! 602 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,200 What's happened? 603 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,880 Why don't you...? Sit down. 604 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,600 Can I...? 605 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,200 Shall I...? Do you want some tea? No, I...I don't want anything. 606 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,200 I'm sorry I said what I said at Gillian's. It was stupid 607 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,360 and selfish and horrible. 608 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,880 But true. Yes. 609 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,240 Did you know? No. 610 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,160 I did. 611 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,320 Are you all right? 612 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,800 Can I get you anything? Is there anything I can do for you? No. 613 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,760 Well, look, just ring. I'm just next door if... 614 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,520 Yeah. ..there's anything. 615 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,880 Dad? Mm? 616 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,280 You know Robbie? Yeah. 617 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:14,040 He's asked me out with him. I mean, like, properly. 618 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,800 Like...an item. 619 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,320 Robbie? You know that night you went missing? 620 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,240 You know I told you how good he was? Yeah. 621 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,880 He kind of... 622 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,040 Well, he said he thought we'd make a good team. 623 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,960 Me and him and Raff. 624 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,680 And you know I told you he apologised for all the crap? 625 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,400 And you know, I used to see him a bit. 626 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,800 Before I went out with Eddie. Did you? Yeah. 627 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,000 It was only cos of Robbie I ever met Eddie. 628 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,840 Don't you remember? 629 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,320 I think... 630 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,160 I sometimes think... 631 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,120 that's why he got vindictive like he did when Eddie died. 632 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,840 Cos he'd never forgiven me for that. 633 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,640 Well, I don't know. 634 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,520 I do like him. 635 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,600 I've always liked him. 636 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,200 Do you think I'm mad? 637 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,800 Are you all right? 638 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,280 Oh, yeah, it'll be indigestion. 639 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,480 Hello. Hello. 640 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,920 Have you got a minute? 641 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,080 I love Caroline. 642 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,400 Of course you do. She's your daughter. 643 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,640 I had an unhappy marriage. 644 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,960 Did you? 645 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,120 Well, he was unfaithful. 646 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,040 I'm sorry. 647 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,200 I should have left him, but... 648 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,520 people didn't so much in those days. 649 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,280 No. 650 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,960 I stuck it out with as much dignity as I could. 651 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,840 But it was all pretty joyless. 652 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,840 And she was the one thing that kept me going. 653 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,040 We used to be pals. We always had a laugh... 654 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,360 ..when she was at home, before she went off to college. 655 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,200 And after, now and again. 656 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,120 She always had a look of my dad. 657 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,920 I loved my dad. 658 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,120 He was very tall. Very good-looking. 659 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,320 I still miss my dad every day. 660 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,680 It's daft, isn't it? 661 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,880 People say that you marry someone who reminds you of your dad, 662 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,120 but I don't think I did. 663 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,880 The thing that worries me... 664 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,200 The thing that worried me... 665 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,080 When she told me, when she was 18, 666 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,760 what worried me was...I thought... 667 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,640 You see, I thought it was my fault. Why? 668 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,880 Projecting things onto her. Expectations, ideas. 669 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:23,120 I don't know, with being so disappointed in Kenneth. 670 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,480 I mean, not on purpose. 671 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,440 No, Celia, listen, that's not how it works. 672 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,360 And then that, I thought, was my fault. 673 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,000 Celia... Yes, stupid. I know now. I do. 674 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,040 But then I couldn't. 675 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,520 I'm sorry I've been so... 676 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:47,720 blinkered. 677 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,840 I've caused a lot of trouble, I know. 678 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,720 I...I just want her to be happy. 679 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,880 I know she doesn't believe that. 680 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,800 Don't leave her. 681 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,800 Oh! 682 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,920 When did you come back? 683 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,880 Alan? 684 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,360 Alan! 685 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,560 Oh, hello, love. Oh, hiya. 686 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,560 I'm looking for Alan. Didn't Gillian ring you? 687 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,800 He's in hospital. He were rushed in last night. 688 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,640 He had a heart attack. 689 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,800 Did you know he had a funny heart? 690 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,240 He was sat there. He just went funny. It were horrible. 691 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,480 And his heart stopped once over, but they got it going again, the paramedics. 692 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,480 They were amazing. I was right impressed. 693 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,720 But yeah, technically, for a few seconds he were dead. 694 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,560 Oh, Jesus... 695 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,160 Are you all right? 696 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,520 Can I help you? I'm looking for, er, Al... Er, Mr Buttershaw. Alan Buttershaw. 697 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,400 He was brought in with a heart attack. 698 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,720 And who are you? I'm his best friend. 699 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,160 Celia... 700 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,080 I'd have rung, but... 701 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,920 ..I didn't know how things were between you. I mean, he told me you'd split up. And then... 702 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,880 He's been... so unhappy, and then... 703 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,920 Mum... 704 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,520 You haven't really fallen out, have you? 705 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,520 Oh, it was all my fault. 706 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,600 But I've put everything right now. 707 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,320 And I need him to know I've put everything right. 708 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,320 Come out here. 709 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,120 I, um... Paul told me what happened. 710 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,960 OK. Well, um... 711 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,720 The thing is, it's bad... 712 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,400 what happened. 713 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:05,160 They're worried that there was, er, a lot of damage done, and, um... 714 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,160 They're saying that... 715 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:19,000 ..we've got to be brave, because it's probably just a matter of... 716 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,960 ..time. 717 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,120 Has he been conscious? 718 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,720 At all? 719 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,680 Have you been here all night? 720 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,080 Can I sit with him for a bit? 721 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,200 I've things I need to tell him. 722 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,040 Of course. 723 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,040 He was disappointed with me. I know he was. 724 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,280 But I've made everything right now. 725 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,320 Tell him. 726 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,360 Don't go. 727 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,560 Not yet. 728 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,560 We've still got to have a lot of laughs, you and me. 729 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,200 Right, well... 730 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,360 ..the good news is... 731 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,960 that I'm not bigoted or small-minded, as it turns out. 732 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,280 What it was was...it was me. 733 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,720 It's all psychobabble and rubbish, probably, but... 734 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:11,200 ..I was blaming myself for her being the other way inclined. 735 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,960 That was why I was hoping it would go away if... 736 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,360 I played hardball long enough. 737 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,680 But I've been on the road to Damascus and come out the other side. 738 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,800 They're back together, anyway, the ladies. 739 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,160 So, I'm hoping that... 740 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,680 I'm assuming... 741 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,200 that you and I are back on vis-a-vis the wedding. 742 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,680 So, I just... 743 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:44,040 thought I'd take you through the itinerary, Mr Buttershaw. 744 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,160 Just speak up if there's anything you're not happy with. 745 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,720 What's she talking to him about? 746 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,160 God knows. 747 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,760 Mum... 748 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,000 Hello, love. 749 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,800 I love you. 750 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,400 I know you do. 751 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,440 I am sorry about all those things I said to you yesterday. 752 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,440 It doesn't matter. 753 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,520 It's forgotten. 754 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,520 How is he? 755 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,800 Not good. 756 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,200 I've brought you some things. 757 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,400 A flask. 758 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,400 I made you some sandwiches. 759 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,600 And a Daily Mail. 760 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,000 Oh... Aren't you...? 761 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,080 You are, you know. 762 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,600 You're perfect. 763 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,080 So are you. 764 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,840 No, I'm not. 765 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,600 I think you are. 766 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,680 Well, you're not, but you're very entertaining. 767 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,360 Yeah. Never a dull moment. 768 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,800 Hey, Alan? 769 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,520 'Celia! Celia! 770 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,600 'Hello, Alan! Are you doing owt next Tuesday?' 771 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,960 Celia! I didn't see you there. 772 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,600 Oh, hello, Alan! How's things? 773 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,720 I'm just going up to corner shop. I could walk up wi' you. 774 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,880 What you fetching? 775 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:19,200 Oh, I don't know. A tin of peas and some firelighters for me mother. 776 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,600 Is that what you're having for your tea? Yeah! Not the firelighters! 777 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,120 What are you having? 778 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:29,760 Oh, I don't know. What day is it? Wednesday. It'll be sausages. 779 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,880 Burnt, no doubt, if me mother's got anything to do with it! 780 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,520 How's Jessops? Yeah, great, I love it. 781 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,840 How's Co-op? Not so bad. 782 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,480 Well, see you, then. 783 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,120 Yeah, I'll see you, then. 784 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,680 Celia? Yeah? 785 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,960 Are... Are you doing owt next Tuesday? 786 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,160 Only there's... We could... 787 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,720 If you fancied... Tuesday? What time? 788 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,000 Six o'clock? 789 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,040 I could meet you by bridge, or... 790 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,080 we could go and see summat at flicks. 791 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,240 Smashing. 792 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,840 I always knew you'd turn up... eventually. 793 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,400 Even if it took you 60 years. 794 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,800 Hello! 795 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,240 I think... I thought... 796 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,840 Did I come to see you last night? 797 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,560 Or were I dreaming? 798 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,160 Yes! You did! 799 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,160 You came to see me. 800 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,520 I wanted to say sorry. 801 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,760 And I love you. 802 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,880 And I don't care. 803 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,720 You've a lovely face. 804 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,640 Oh, so have you. 805 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,240 I went round to Kate's house last night. 806 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,080 Kate? 807 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,920 They're back together. 808 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,200 Oh! 809 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,320 And you'll never guess... 810 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,320 What? 811 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,760 You can play the organ? 812 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,360 What, like the full, big... Grade 8. 813 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:27,520 So, I said to her, "Oh, you'll know The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba, then. 814 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,120 "That'll be coming in handy!" 815 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:36,400 ♪ "The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba" ♪ by Handel